..without wearing a stitch of pink. Well at least not any I care to see. (please don't force that image in my brain. i just may throw up a little in my mouth. hahahaha).
I came in to the office today with a totally different blog all mapped out in my head. Until Pinky stood up to greet me. I was stunned to say the least. I couldn't even get through all the pleasantries ("how was your thanksgiving? blah blah blah) without asking:
"(Pinky), what is that on your pants?"
Chuckle. "They're reindeer. Don't you like them?"
"Ummm, that's an ummm interesting look." (trying to fight back the tears that the laughter I can't let go of is forcing behind my beautiful browns. )
"It's Christmas. I wait all year to wear these."
"We have 22 days until Christmas, (Pinky). "
"Yes, but it's the seeeason."
"I can't wait to see your holiday ummm flair."
"You have such good taste, Janelle."
Riiiiight!!! I just know how not to insult a very wealthy man this close to Christmas. LOL
Okay to paint a complete picture of this holiday tangnastiness. Pinky is wearing a very lovely kinda mossy green sweater with a tan button up shirt underneath. Nice right? Uh huh. Scan down and find a pair of chocolate brown corduroy pants with miniature reindeer stitched all over the pants. ALL OVER. Similar to these pants from J. Crew's critter collection:
I'm at a lost for words.........
All I want to know is WHY????????????
7 comments:
This dude needs his ass whupped...no way in the world he's straight
LMAO @ Rashad. At this point that is the only logical action and conclusion. Pink pants almost seem normal by comparison.
...oh and Janelle you get mad points for being able to locate a sample of those pants. You must be a Google master. What search words did you use? Bama? Tacky? LOL.
Rashad: okay he may need his ass beat BUT I've caught him a few times checkin out my bootay like a straight man would - leaning back in chair and everything. hahahahaha (damn I should have written a blog about that. Oh well)
Jazz: which is worst pink pants or the reindeer slacks??? Maybe pink pants WITH reindeers is the ultimate.
oh and thanks for the cool points. The minute I saw the pants I knew where I could find a similar picture. I am a certified shopaholic. I pour over catalogs and magazines like you do over sheet music (i'm assuming). So during my fashion perusal, I came across these and wondered "who the hell would wear this??" Looks like I got my answer. hahahahahha
LOL at both Rashad and Jazz. Googlemaster...lol.
I'm gonna have to go with...he's gay. I tried--I really tried when you wrote about his affinity for pink, but now, I'm pretty sure there's no way in 10 hells he's straight--and it looks like he's even fully out of the closet. I actually don't hate the idea of reindeer pants tho. While it's not my thing, I could see it being fun--for either a toddler, your weird uncle, or a gay guy--to wear them once a year.
The fact that he extended the word and said "seeeeeason" makes me believe he has not yet realized the homosexual within.
All I can say is "DAMN"
I agree with everything said previously, the extent of his gayness is YET to be realized. I hope you are TRULY prepared for anything duing this holiday season (you know how he said it, put that here) and beyond when you go to work...
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